Zocalo
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Tuesday, March 3, 2009 4:03:11 PM
So the 2009 season contracts are arriving, and along with them the insurance requirements and exemptions.

Today's Amusing Insurance Form states: "Not Acceptable for Endorsement On This Policy: Permanent tattoos; medical/dental services/screening/testing; climbing walls; firworks and weapons; weight loss/stop smoking patches or pills; exotic animals, metallic balloons and Organ Grinders."

Organ Grinders? Seriously?

Guess I'll leave the Cialis at home...

Robert
warren from orlando
Tuesday, March 3, 2009 6:34:25 PM
I thought our insurance policy was confusing (youth circus education) until I read this. So let me try to understand. You cannot get sick or have a toothache. You are exclude from coverage if you smoke, dip, or chew. And the list goes on and on. What is happening in the worlde of risk management? I'm beginning to think that insurance is not worth the risk of paying the premiums instead of the other way around.
Warren
BigGuyNC1
Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:40:50 AM
You are covered for soft tissue damage as a result of being bent over the barrel.
You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality-Ayn Rand
paulmbe
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Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:36:39 AM
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Originally posted by Zocalo

So the 2009 season contracts are arriving, and along with them the insurance requirements and exemptions.

Today's Amusing Insurance Form states: "Not Acceptable for Endorsement On This Policy: Permanent tattoos; medical/dental services/screening/testing; climbing walls; firworks and weapons; weight loss/stop smoking patches or pills; exotic animals, metallic balloons and Organ Grinders."

Organ Grinders? Seriously?

Guess I'll leave the Cialis at home...

Robert


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