So the 2009 season contracts are arriving, and along with them the insurance requirements and exemptions.
Today's Amusing Insurance Form states: "Not Acceptable for Endorsement On This Policy: Permanent tattoos; medical/dental services/screening/testing; climbing walls; firworks and weapons; weight loss/stop smoking patches or pills; exotic animals, metallic balloons and Organ Grinders."
Organ Grinders? Seriously?
Guess I'll leave the Cialis at home...
Robert