Things you might have heard around a show a hundred years ago…
1. First a May gets kid gloves and the feather bed…
2. That wagon may have too much crap loaded on it…
3. That horse may be better off inside the cats…
4. How many damn times I gotta pull that monkey’s teeth…
5. Put all the drunks in the car that smells like p!ss and vomit, and the fancy boys in car seven…
6. That boy didn’t run away and join the circus, he was run out of town and now we’re stuck with him…
7. That b!tch has got to go, or them trick dogs need to be cut…
8. Aint no point to hardassin’ cat meat…
9. Red light him…
10. Red lighting saves a lotta bonus money…
Things you might hear around a show today…
1. First week’s all cotton candy and teddy bears…
2. That rig aint gonna get past the first scale…
3. I wish they’d junk that d@mn ride…
4. I can’t believe I have to fight that troublemaker again…
5. Put the lushes in the roach coach, and the feezags in the new bunkhouse…
6. Who the hell hired that idiot, …
7. That PBQ is gonna get somebody locked up…
8. DQ that SOB…
9. they need to six-pack him…
10. You get your bonus in winter quarters if you make it…
History tells us that the more things change, the more they remain the same…
Prof.
Why stir it...
when you can fling it directly into the fan...