"....who manage to keep smiles on their faces (and their sanity!) while working a truly tough job!"
What is this "smiles" she talks about? What is this "sanity"?
"...How do you handle it when people become irrationally upset over height/safety restrictions?"
The same as any other job, we browbeat and ridicule them, then complain about their stupidity when we are talking to our co-workers. That's "Must see TV" if ever I heard of any.
"...How do you catch those people who try to sneak in without paying?”
We don't. That's not our problem. We do snatch wristbands that have obviously been taped after being passed to another person.
"We know that you must have plenty of funny/dramatic stories to share!"
We do? You know that? Wow. It's so great that you have these psychic powers that you can just look at us and
know all these things. Since you're in television we
know that you must pal around with Jennifer Anniston and probably get to drive the original KITT or Batmobile when ever you want to.
God, just what we need. Some time I'll have to dig out the letter from Man VS Food I got about the Beef Sundae because they knew I'd be at the California State Fair with it (I wasn't) and they wanted to film that idiot eating one.
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.