I can see it now-Tom Powell can bunk at Matt's and when ever some show owner tells an untrue story it can be reported as fact.
Then if we read this website we are DQ'd from certain midways.
We could even carry on the tradition of "Jackpots" where photos are taken and every third person identifies himself as Robin Marks.
Then there was the ultimate fate of AB-
Hey, sounds good to me....
For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.