If he came to your door, you should embrace, hug and shake his hand.
Tell him that under the current administration, you can no longer afford smokes, petrol or azzwipe and your pappy brought you up and made you accustomed to the above.
Tell him you need petrol to work, azzwipe-you do what the dog does until the ole lady complains but I'm addicted to smokes.
Tell him he has your vote and with parting words, ask if you can barrow a cig.